What

Blah blah blah... warm weather....blah blah blah..... bikes. Time to be Suzie fucking home maker. dishes are calling my name. They are all like"come clean me you lazy fuck!" Not that dishes could actually talk because that would just be crazy. Cough cough


Best shoe commercial ever.

Yes!

Biggest static gaps ever. Oh, a static gap is one from a fix position with no previous forward momentum. Not to be confused with a rolling gap, which I think Is pretty self explanatory. But what do I know? I am just a simple caveman....my primitive brain can not under stand the complexity of your modern world.

Piss Off

Fat tire road bike, monster cross......all these new sub genres of bikes......Fuck off. Its called a cross bike with road tires and a narrow tired mountain bike with dropbars. Problem solved! Fuck all that sub genre shit! Fartnose Out!

Hot Tub time-machine......What about it.

Good Day

Bought a house and found my complete hate for bike forums back all in the same day.

I was going to find a sweet pump track vid and put "the future" above it but......I have way to short of attention span rite now.


Sram had to evolve to survive. The Shimano's XtR plus rear derailleur came out last year and has a mechanism that eliminates chain slap and chain suck. Amazing! I am partial to Sram for Mtn applications, so seeing this made me very happy.


Shit

OK Sure

Just saw this.
( The thing below were I just typed this junk Ya Know)
I think I may make the trek up to Crosby for this one also. Just for shittz and giggles.

Still very much looking forward to the FFF. It is only a month away and I am feeling like a trucking manatee. Oh yeah.....F-Bomb!

What

Rode in the cold and got a little sniffle. Just hanging out where is warm and trying to rest up. We close on a house next week so I should really be thinking about packing but that is not my style. Rather than packing I am just dorking out on the computer and watching movies.

I stole this from Chance